Only Fools and Horses

(G)Stick a pony in me pocket,

I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.

Cos if you want the best 'uns,

But you don't ask questions,

Then brother, I'm your man.

Cos (C)where it all comes from is a mystery,

It's like the (G)changin' of the seasons,

And the tides of the sea.

But (C)here's the one that's drivin' me beserk,

(G)Why do only fools and horses work?

La-la-la-(C)la-lah

La-lala-la

La-la-la-(G)la-lah

La-lala-la.